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• 10:25 "If you were naked in a room full of blind people, would you feel embarrassed?" –my uncle #
• 10:29 Google Alert notified me of a pirated copy of episode 3 of the Dresden Files TV show with subtitles in Farsi. That is awesome. #
• 10:48 @Julie_Butcher WOOHOO, ELLIE FTW! Give her my congrats! #
• 11:06 @ksmccarthy24 Despite my considerable height, I can be surprisingly compact. #truefacts #
• 18:51 Woohoo! I drove stick, and I didn’t kill anyone! (Well, anyone that didn’t deserve to die.) #
• 18:55 I was here. t.co/WlqeGIF #
• 18:56 Now I am here. t.co/9bFKY2j #
• 18:57 Or maybe I’ll stay right here. t.co/svdfDFN #
• 18:58 Can I stay here forever? t.co/RmGvKvf #
• 18:59 The sky is so gorgeous here. t.co/lvNE43l #
• 19:01 We went to a hog roast earlier! t.co/vgUWuNF #
• 19:05 An invitation to explore! t.co/YaC51vn #
• 19:14 @Robertej *joysqueak* #
• 19:19 @MrsAWiggins05 @Robertej Nevaaaar! Jim and I are in an open betaing relationship, but it is a committed one. I’m committed to the asylum. :D #
• 19:28 Gorgeous bark t.co/GQcM8xo #
• 19:29 Y helo thar, random femur in the river. t.co/me7wLD1 #
• 20:49 How much do I love Serack on the JBO forum? Lots and lots. #
• 20:51 @Julie_Butcher My dad suspects it’s from an elk, but it definitely looks people-sized. #
• 20:52 @MrsAWiggins05 Sounds fun! When? #
• 20:55 Whenever someone addresses me as "Madam," I feel my bosom should quiver with indignation. #
• 20:59 @MrsAWiggins05 Oh, I’m moving to L.A. in December. I’ll be on the other side of the country then! #
• 21:28 @Julie_Butcher *shifty eyes* #
• 22:41 @myyrdneopia @Julie_Butcher I have friends in Jersey and the Bronx. I have the resources for hiding a body. :D #
• 22:47 @GretchenJones @Julie_Butcher My bosom is pretty meager. Way too small for proper quiverage. #
• 23:33 STARS. THEY EXIST, AND THEY’RE PRETTY. #

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• 10:25 "If you were naked in a room full of blind people, would you feel embarrassed?" –my uncle #
• 10:29 Google Alert notified me of a pirated copy of episode 3 of the Dresden Files TV show with subtitles in Farsi. That is awesome. #
• 10:48 @Julie_Butcher WOOHOO, ELLIE FTW! Give her my congrats! #
• 11:06 @ksmccarthy24 Despite my considerable height, I can be surprisingly compact. #truefacts #
• 18:51 Woohoo! I drove stick, and I didn’t kill anyone! (Well, anyone that didn’t deserve to die.) #
• 18:55 I was here. t.co/WlqeGIF #
• 18:56 Now I am here. t.co/9bFKY2j #
• 18:57 Or maybe I’ll stay right here. t.co/svdfDFN #
• 18:58 Can I stay here forever? t.co/RmGvKvf #
• 18:59 The sky is so gorgeous here. t.co/lvNE43l #
• 19:01 We went to a hog roast earlier! t.co/vgUWuNF #
• 19:05 An invitation to explore! t.co/YaC51vn #
• 19:14 @Robertej *joysqueak* #
• 19:19 @MrsAWiggins05 @Robertej Nevaaaar! Jim and I are in an open betaing relationship, but it is a committed one. I’m committed to the asylum. :D #
• 19:28 Gorgeous bark t.co/GQcM8xo #
• 19:29 Y helo thar, random femur in the river. t.co/me7wLD1 #
• 20:49 How much do I love Serack on the JBO forum? Lots and lots. #
• 20:51 @Julie_Butcher My dad suspects it’s from an elk, but it definitely looks people-sized. #
• 20:52 @MrsAWiggins05 Sounds fun! When? #
• 20:55 Whenever someone addresses me as "Madam," I feel my bosom should quiver with indignation. #
• 20:59 @MrsAWiggins05 Oh, I’m moving to L.A. in December. I’ll be on the other side of the country then! #
• 21:28 @Julie_Butcher *shifty eyes* #
• 22:41 @myyrdneopia @Julie_Butcher I have friends in Jersey and the Bronx. I have the resources for hiding a body. :D #
• 22:47 @GretchenJones @Julie_Butcher My bosom is pretty meager. Way too small for proper quiverage. #
• 23:33 STARS. THEY EXIST, AND THEY’RE PRETTY. #

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• 03:25 Home in Dallas! For 6 hours, at least. #
• 03:26 @KevinHearne Aaaaand "Thor" was the in-flight movie. The universe is laughing at me. #
• 09:03 @ce_murphy @myyrdneopia @fredhicks @DaveTheGame @jeditigger *heavy sigh* I suppose my arm could be twisted into hanging out with you all… #
• 12:50 Landed safely in Colorado! See you Tuesday. :D #
• 21:33 Is this a deliberate commentary? XD t.co/Ubgo80G #

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• 03:25 Home in Dallas! For 6 hours, at least. #
• 03:26 @KevinHearne Aaaaand "Thor" was the in-flight movie. The universe is laughing at me. #
• 09:03 @ce_murphy @myyrdneopia @fredhicks @DaveTheGame @jeditigger *heavy sigh* I suppose my arm could be twisted into hanging out with you all… #
• 12:50 Landed safely in Colorado! See you Tuesday. :D #
• 21:33 Is this a deliberate commentary? XD t.co/Ubgo80G #

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• 15:30 @brennabren @nelspen @fourteenacross I was being silly. :D I’d much rather be in CO with you than attend a concert! #
• 15:32 mwaha, I just got to read scratch V.O. in an outrageous French accent. :D Some days, my job is freaking awesome. #
• 18:15 @alyankovic Anterior Superior Iliac Spine! …okay, clavicles are pretty cool, too. #
• 18:19 @jeditigger @SheckyX HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *glomps* #
• 18:43 So glad I gave myself extra ti me to get to the airport. The shuttle that usually departs every 15-20 min took 40 min to arrive. #
• 20:44 Plane delayed due to lightning. Man, Thor really *is* a jerk. @KevinHearne #
• 20:48 @fredhicks Yay! There must be chillage! #
• 20:49 @myyrdneopia Dude, you can just ask. :D #
• 21:04 @myyrdneopia You emailed me? #
• 21:04 @myyrdneopia Yes, you may! Bring me three souls in tribute. #
• 21:11 @jeditigger CRASH AT MY APARTMENT. THERE WILL BE SHENANIGANS. #
• 21:36 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia I have crammed 7 guests in my apartment. My bed and futon each sleep two, plus the other futon, plus floorspace… #
• 21:36 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia My apartment is disgustingly huge by Manhattan standards. :D #
• 21:37 Boarded! Flight attendant sounds like Sarah Palin. #youbetcha #
• 21:43 Flight attendant asked me if I was old enough to sit in the emergency exit row. I’m 26! #
• 22:12 Flight grounded temporarily due to weather. Pilot: "We’re number zillionth in line for departure." #
• 22:14 Good news: I traded up to an emergency exit seat, so I can stretch my legs! Bad news: I’m in front of a family with 4 kids under 4 years. #
• 22:16 One of the kids is a screamer. He’s sitting directly behind me. Remind me: is chloroform illegal? #
• 22:16 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia Of course you may! #
• 22:17 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia …Stay with me forever? #
• 22:22 @jeditigger Spending the night in Dallas, then going on to Colorado in the morning. #
• 22:26 They gave us free oat bars. Woman: Will they hand out liquor? I want something with proof. Me: Yeah, this is just circumstantial evidence. #
• 22:27 @mhaithaca For him or for me? #whynotboth #
• 22:36 Pilot refers to the clustergasm of planes in front of us as "the baby elephant." I like this guy. #
• 22:40 Plane’s engines turn on and we crawl up the Tarmac. Rugrat behind me: "Mommy, are we going to land?" Oh, sweetie… #

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• 15:30 @brennabren @nelspen @fourteenacross I was being silly. :D I’d much rather be in CO with you than attend a concert! #
• 15:32 mwaha, I just got to read scratch V.O. in an outrageous French accent. :D Some days, my job is freaking awesome. #
• 18:15 @alyankovic Anterior Superior Iliac Spine! …okay, clavicles are pretty cool, too. #
• 18:19 @jeditigger @SheckyX HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *glomps* #
• 18:43 So glad I gave myself extra ti me to get to the airport. The shuttle that usually departs every 15-20 min took 40 min to arrive. #
• 20:44 Plane delayed due to lightning. Man, Thor really *is* a jerk. @KevinHearne #
• 20:48 @fredhicks Yay! There must be chillage! #
• 20:49 @myyrdneopia Dude, you can just ask. :D #
• 21:04 @myyrdneopia You emailed me? #
• 21:04 @myyrdneopia Yes, you may! Bring me three souls in tribute. #
• 21:11 @jeditigger CRASH AT MY APARTMENT. THERE WILL BE SHENANIGANS. #
• 21:36 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia I have crammed 7 guests in my apartment. My bed and futon each sleep two, plus the other futon, plus floorspace… #
• 21:36 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia My apartment is disgustingly huge by Manhattan standards. :D #
• 21:37 Boarded! Flight attendant sounds like Sarah Palin. #youbetcha #
• 21:43 Flight attendant asked me if I was old enough to sit in the emergency exit row. I’m 26! #
• 22:12 Flight grounded temporarily due to weather. Pilot: "We’re number zillionth in line for departure." #
• 22:14 Good news: I traded up to an emergency exit seat, so I can stretch my legs! Bad news: I’m in front of a family with 4 kids under 4 years. #
• 22:16 One of the kids is a screamer. He’s sitting directly behind me. Remind me: is chloroform illegal? #
• 22:16 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia Of course you may! #
• 22:17 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia …Stay with me forever? #
• 22:22 @jeditigger Spending the night in Dallas, then going on to Colorado in the morning. #
• 22:26 They gave us free oat bars. Woman: Will they hand out liquor? I want something with proof. Me: Yeah, this is just circumstantial evidence. #
• 22:27 @mhaithaca For him or for me? #whynotboth #
• 22:36 Pilot refers to the clustergasm of planes in front of us as "the baby elephant." I like this guy. #
• 22:40 Plane’s engines turn on and we crawl up the Tarmac. Rugrat behind me: "Mommy, are we going to land?" Oh, sweetie… #

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• 00:32 @stellamortis …I want to go there. #
• 08:12 RT @mkcho73: For your next cool web project. t.co/v4oGFcv #
• 09:51 Behold: I have grapefruit! #
• 10:12 @Julie_Butcher This is why I love you. #
• 10:42 @fredhicks @byharryconnolly @sheckyx Plenty of stores offer exchanges, but not refunds. It’s not customer-unfriendly. #
• 10:43 @fredhicks Any idea why that post didn’t get echoed by the JBN twitter, Fred? #
• 10:47 That moment when you realize the coworker you’ve been talking to is not at his desk. #
• 11:00 @CUnderkoffler Spnaked? #
• 11:24 @SheckyX @fredhicks @byharryconnolly There’s a difference between "not treating your customers like criminals" … #
• 11:24 @SheckyX @fredhicks @byharryconnolly … and protecting yourself when they try to take advantage of you. #
• 13:29 @fredhicks Try t.co/oV1qBTM next time. :D #
• 19:59 This Amy Pond picspam is a thing of glory: t.co/MKOPOn6 #
• 22:50 Winners of the Pose-Like-Wonder-Woman Contest! t.co/1RL5dFn #
• 23:11 @fourteenacross I am despondent, for April is playing NYC when I’ll be in Colorado! #

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• 00:22 @sherlockbones Ooh, thanks for bringing that to my attention! I’ll add the Fool Moon trade to Jim’s store. #
• 08:28 I have a character whose ancestry *must* be thoroughly, traditionally Scottish, but every time I think of her now, I see Sasha from SYTYCD. #
• 11:05 @chichenpizza She is in her heart. :D #
• 20:58 5 of 5 stars to Hounded by Kevin Hearne t.co/kVVGUGt #

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• 00:22 @sherlockbones Ooh, thanks for bringing that to my attention! I’ll add the Fool Moon trade to Jim’s store. #
• 08:28 I have a character whose ancestry *must* be thoroughly, traditionally Scottish, but every time I think of her now, I see Sasha from SYTYCD. #
• 11:05 @chichenpizza She is in her heart. :D #
• 20:58 5 of 5 stars to Hounded by Kevin Hearne t.co/kVVGUGt #

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• 03:34 The @BooksForBoobs auctions have been launched! t.co/fypuDzw t.co/dJMlkKY #
• 11:21 @seananmcguire Wow. That is a very different song from @viennateng’s "Lake Pontchartrain." I dig ’em both! #
• 12:08 Holy crap. Gandhi wrote a letter to Hitler in 1939, asking him to prevent the coming war: t.co/fuvKayG #
• 14:28 Lunch! I will eat all the empanadas. ALL of them. America will need to raise it’s empanada ceiling if anyone else wants one. #
• 14:30 Dear iPhone, you know, "its" is a word, too. Your autocorrect makes me look uneducated. Love, me #
• 15:34 @ShannonKButcher I assumed you’d taken Frost for a walk. :D #
• 19:07 Look at these yummy pics of Arthur Darvill (t.co/SIK3qUo) then bid on his bear! t.co/lYG2X0q Fight cancer w/ @lisawalkscom! #
• 20:02 @kellhound Haha, love that con man smile! #
• 20:07 @Esperacchius @Julie_Butcher You are not the only person to ship Neville/Luna. Heroes! #
• 20:11 RT @Julie_Butcher: And HERE is the #writerclubhouse t.co/FbsUPhD // YAY MAP! #
• 20:17 Awesome character designs of the My Little Ponies cast as humans: t.co/THUt1JB #
• 21:23 Roommate and I are hooked on The History Channel’s "Ancient Aliens." This show is pure crack. #
• 21:29 @DerekRuiz Yeah, it’s a great inspiration for stories! Lots of great material, ready to be mined and transformed into awesomeness. #
• 22:45 Fight breast cancer with @BooksForBoobs! Bid on signed Urban Fantasy books: t.co/OfXwav2 t.co/0iE6sXu #
• 22:46 @SaraBareilles It is weird that there is ever a time during which bacon does NOT trend. #
• 22:52 Beat #breastcancer w/ braaains! Bid on zombie books by @faitherinhicks @violetinbloom etc: t.co/OfXwav2 t.co/uwZwYc5 #
• 22:56 Fight #breastcancer w/ sci-fi books by Samuel Delany, William Gibson, @lynnemthomas & @tara_oshea! bit.ly/b4boobs t.co/V4CCgKY #
• 23:43 .@BooksForBoobs loves epic fantasy! Bid on books by Rothfuss, @BrandSanderson, Friesner, & Paolini bit.ly/b4boobs t.co/NXDSelw #
• 23:56 Bid on signed fantasy novels and fight #breastcancer! Books by @jasperfforde @jccronin @nnedi bit.ly/b4boobs t.co/m7VGGJT #
• 23:58 Graphic storytellers on @BooksForBoobs: @faitherinhicks and @ursulav Bid and fight #breastcancer! bit.ly/b4boobs t.co/IrQo7b8 #

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