I’ve taken up cell-style. It’s evil. I like my old style better. Oh well

You know those little sand-filled balloon things that you’re supposed to squeeze to release stress? Mine just exploded all over me.

Kait from RML is writing Animorphs slash.

Once upon a time Jake and Marco were bored.

“Do you wanna play basketball?” Jake asked.

“No,” Marco said.

“Do you wanna have wild torrdid sex in Cassie’s woods?” Jake asked. Marco thought about it.

“Okay,” Marco said. And they did. The end.

::screams:: The entire list of RML needs to be put on heavy sedatives! In about 13 hours, they sent 317 emails. ::picks off listies one by one with an assault rifle::

Ye Gods. *Another* Crushlink? ::scowls:: Those are so annoying… Sorry, but I’m just not a very crushable person.

Yayfun! I finished the “Who’s Who?” section! Go read it, you evil halibuts, so you can understand who in the wold I’m talking about.

I really, really love my life. About an hour after I wrote that entry about not being distracted, Larissa came in to my room and asked if I wanted to watch “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” with her. Because I wasn’t getting anything accomplished, I decided that it wouldn’t hurt to watch some of the movie. So I went downstairs to hook up the DVD player, and I saw that Stephen was making banana split sundaes. ::drools:: I watched about an hour of the movie (they just met up with Sir Robin again), then went back to my biology paper. I did practically the entire thing in such a small unit of time that I astonished even myself. It’s amazing how much you can accomplish when you’re not dead.

That’s it. I’m *going* to work on my biology paper. I will *not* be distracted by all the cool stuff the internet has to offer. I will work *diligently* and *efficiently*! I will *not* read random people’s weblogs or sneak off to Photoshop to *CG* stuff. I will *concentrate*! I will! Just you wait!